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Santa and Banta got into a bus on 1st April and when the conductor asked for tickets, they  gave Rs.20/- and bought the ticket. Then jubilantly said "April Fool".  We have a pass.

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a funny language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.


We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.


If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways


Here a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why;
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why is it that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation, It ends.


On the lighter side

A man bought himself a parrot and to induce him to talk kept repeating, ‘Hello, hello’, to the bird. Finally, the parrot opened one sleepy eye and said, ‘What’s the matter? Line busy?’

‘Have you,’ asked the shopper, ‘any four-volt, two-watt bulbs?’
‘For what?’
‘No, two.’
‘Two, what?’
‘Yes,’
‘No.’

How long a minute is? depends on which side of the? bathroom door you're on.

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A man bought himself a parrot and to induce him to talk kept repeating, ‘Hello, hello’, to the bird.
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